The afterlast English Letters / Die hinterletzten Englisch - Briefe.

so gut wie neu

Eine Kostprobe: Brief eines Indianderhäuptlings an die Hausverwaltung
Hugh, I Häuptling Sleeping Foot.You give me new Wigwam. New Wigwam nix good. Squaw Silly Chicken not happy. Make fire on bottom for cooking. Big hole in bottom. Fire fall down in Wigwam of other red brother. Other red brother angry, because fire fall on his backside when he make little red brother. I want smoke peace pipe. But he make war dance. Red brother in Wigwam under him argry. Too much noise. Cannot understand drums from red brother under him. He make smoke signs to Manitou. Manitou nix hear and see. Alredy sleep. Smoke comes up in our Wigwam. I want old good Wigwam!!!!!! If not, I take my horse Sleeping Pill from roof and come tomorrow with my Tomahack und make you new hair-cut.

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